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From the mouth of Lindsay Lohan: “It was really exciting,” Lohan told interviewer Maria Menounos. “It’s an amazing feeling. It’s our first, you know, colored president.

Although nobody was physically injured, their suit describes a wild, traumatic ride with Lohan allegedly angry and intoxicated as she went after the other car following a party.

And it seems that although she doesn’t mind her picture taken when SHE WANTS.. it seems like the paps are making her feel like a caged animal.. Give me a break! If it wasn’t for the paparazzi, we would have already forgotten your sorry a$$..

Halloween is around the corner now and we’ll get to see some celebs in costume! Some will pick sexy ones and some will choose scary ones.. but Lindsay Lohan is doing both as it is said she will dress as Sarah Palin.

Ok, so not so shocking.. But can I tell you that just looking at her chest actually gave me wood! No really!

Could we be so lucky?.. I’ve come across some candid photos of Lindsay at a store getting herself a snack in the day, as well as some photos of her on a night out.. and Samantha is not in them!

Just a quick note all, I have great news!! Looks like Lindsay and Sam are back from Mexico!!

I’m so happy, I can hardly stand it! NO MORE BIKINI PHOTOS OF SAM RONSON!!

Lindsay and Samantha are still on vacation and, much to my disappointment, still in bikinis.

I’ve had two days of looking at candid photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in their bikinis, and I’m still very confused and scared..

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it Sam(antha) the one dear ol’ dad hates?.. I think she the one that needs the restraining order! Talk about forcing the man into therapy.. With a child like Lindsay, who wouldn’t need it!

Lindsay and her dad have gone back and forth arguing through the media, that we are all feeling the pain of the poor ping pong ball! I mean really, give it a rest already!

Michael seems to give Daddy’s little girl too much credit here! We have been watching Lindsay, and the only wonderful things she is doing are to Sam(antha).. Sorry pops!

Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”

Yeah.. and people watch this stuff?.. Maybe that answers why Lindsay and Adriana are there.. a reason to watch! Ok, I get it now..

Granted, normally backless, mid-drift exposing tops are sexy and look great.. But you can’t have saggy boobs when you wear them, cause you end up looking like this..

Here are the photos taken of Lindsay Lohan at the MTV VMA’s last night.. tip, just position your free hand in front of your screen to hide the face..

So if you’ll excuse me, I’m taking my computer and hiding until I figure out what’s going on. The way I see it, Lindsay couldn’t handle that so many people weren’t impressed with her other nude photos.. hmmm maybe that’s why she doesn’t like the pee-pee right now.

But, I guess what do you expect from Lindsay who doesn’t even have respect for herself or her career, why would anything else matter. Lindsay Lohan everyone, granddaughter extraordinaire!

Get out the antibacterial Cherry Chap-Stick Katy, cause you would be crazy to go anywhere near the lips of Lindsay Lohan!!

The life of Lindsay Lohan seems to be either running into lots of people she’s had sex with and pissing off a lot of lesbians.

There was a day, not that long ago, that if someone said, “I’ve got these photos of Lindsay Lohan, she’s wearing a really loose tank top and NO Bra!” I would probably run over old people and small children to get a look…

I’ve grown tired of reading about Lindsay Lohan and her crazy ways as of late. Parading around with her Friend/Gets me attention/Bed Buddy from NYC, to LA, and Miami. I mean really? Even her friends don’t believe LiLo can be a LezBo, at least not for long..