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Why anyone would want to kidnap Pink is beyond me, but a woman tried to take Pink to her aunt’s house..

So, she is back with the rock star, and may be pregnant.. Does anyone one else hear the distant sound of a freight train heading right for Jen.. yeah, me too!!

I’m not going to dispute the fact that we love to learn and read about what the celebrities are doing.. But it’s not because we want to BE LIKE THEM.. you moron! It’s because WE LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF THE IDIOTS!!

Although nobody was physically injured, their suit describes a wild, traumatic ride with Lohan allegedly angry and intoxicated as she went after the other car following a party.

It would probably be easier to find one, if she didn’t have such expectations.. no losers, wimps, married men or playboys.. Who would be left?..

I’m not sure who is to blame for this, the subject or the photographer, but either way, they really do nothing for her image, or my excitement!

Following some rumors about this hottie having an eating disorder.. that she shot down, I had to come to her defense, because someone with an eating disorder doesn’t look this good!!

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What better then the sexy Danielle, wearing close to nothing on a hotel bed.. oh and look, here come some of her friends!!

These pics of Tara Reid in a bikini are, for the most part, not bad. Until you get to the butt shots that show her cheeks heading south, due to the unrelenting force of gravity.

Despite anything you might have read, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley’s marriage is apparently just fine, thank you.. Hmmmm

Still denying the rumors that she is engaged, Hilary Duff was out shopping.. again. Two things come to mind.. What’s the hold up with the wedding bells?.. and just how big is her closet?

Here is a hottie that is known and made famous solely because she has Big Boobs!!

And it seems that although she doesn’t mind her picture taken when SHE WANTS.. it seems like the paps are making her feel like a caged animal.. Give me a break! If it wasn’t for the paparazzi, we would have already forgotten your sorry a$$..

She may have made a bad decision on the MTV Latin Music Award show, when she decided to jump into the huge cake that was on the stage.

Here are photos of Madonna during her performance in NYC. I have to tell the truth here.. I’m still waiting for news about her having a heart attack while performing, I mean she has to be closing in on 80 years old.. right?

She tries to hide herself from the cameras, and while failing miserably, she exposes the fact that shaving her armpits isn’t a priority!

The more I see of Christina Aguilera, the more I can’t help but think she is on her way to changing her career to becoming a porn star!

Halloween is around the corner now and we’ll get to see some celebs in costume! Some will pick sexy ones and some will choose scary ones.. but Lindsay Lohan is doing both as it is said she will dress as Sarah Palin.

I came across these candid photos of Pamela Anderson in short shorts and.. they just aren’t what they used to be! I don’t remember dimpled thighs, right?

Forbes Magazine recently did a tabloid survey and discovered that Angelina Jolie is the celebrity face most people want to see on the cover. Jennifer Aniston came in second.

So, I still not getting what role she plays in this thing, nor do I understand why the very ugly bikini!! But I chose to share these with you because even though the bikini is ugly.. it’s still Kelly Brook in it!

My guess is that we will be seeing a lot of this hottie now that she’s moving out of the Playboy Mansion.. a girls gotta pay the rent somehow!

P.S. I wasn’t going to mention this, but what’s up with the googly eyes all the time on this chick.. it’s freaking me out!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but plastic surgery is made to improve someones looks.. this, this borders a horror movie!