Monster Celebrity

Brooke Hogan Knows Best..  Who came up with that?  Does anyone even watch this show..  Even Brooke in a bikini parading around wouldn’t get me to watch.  Unless ofcourse she has a bunch of hot and sexy friends that will parade around too, in which case, Count me in!

Shocking news about Brooke..  She can’t get a man..  ok, not so shocking!  FoxNews reports:

The “Brooke Knows Best” babe was overheard complaining about her love life — or lack thereof.

“What love life? I’m not gay but I might as well be,” she said, according to our source. “I’m the [woman] of the group,” she said, referring to her reality TV roommates. “We live a gay lifestyle.”

So I guess I’m not the only one that doesn’t get even a little excited by Brooke.

After reading that, I’m wondering what does she mean gay lifestyle..  is there some female action going on, are we doing this for ratings?..  It might just be worth a look.  Anyone know when the show is on?  Let me know..

The report goes on to say that Brooke doesn’t keep up with current affairs:

“I never read tabloids, I never buy books or go on Perez Hilton and I never ever watch the news,” Brooke recently told Pop Tarts. “All news is bad. You never hear them say, ‘This dog gave birth to six puppies today.’ It’s always negative, like, ‘All these people got killed.’ I stay totally away from it.”

Let’s get this straight..  She’s got nothing happening in the looks department, nothing going on in the brains department, and she wonders why she can’t get a man?!!