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I think Lindsay is calling everyone’s bluff and may be taking this lesbian thing too far..  The Sun reports:

SAMANTHA RONSON says that she WILL marry lesbian lover LINDSAY LOHAN in the next six months.

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”

She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

What underestimating is she referring to?.. Does she mean we underestimated her.. that no-one can possibly take these two seriously?  Give it a rest already.  We’ll be here when it all comes apart!

As for what Lindsay said to Marie Clair:

“Samantha had some stars so I had some done as well.  (talking about matching tattoos)

“I am very happy. She is a fantastic person who has a great influence on everyone around her.”

Here are some candids of Lindsay Lohan taken recently.  You’ll have to excuse me now I need to hurl..

Read more about Lindsay Lohan:

Lindsay Lohan at IMDB
Lindsay Lohan at Wikipedia
Lindsay Lohan at AskMen
Lindsay Lohan at Yahoo! Movies
Lindsay Lohan at People
Lindsay Lohan at Box Office Psychics
Lindsay Lohan at Celebrity Desktop
Lindsay Lohan at AmazingLindsayLohan
Lindsay Lohan at Rotten Tomatoes