Linsay Lohan says NO to Playboy? The end is upon us..
Well, folks, it looks like life as we know is about to change forever, something is just not right in the universe.  Armageddon is upon us and Hell has finally frozen over! That’s all she wrote, and the fat lady has sung, or I think Kim Kardashian said she wants to sing, but either way, it doesn’t matter anymore!
In a world that Lindsay Lohan says no to a $700 000 offer from Playboy, be afraid, be very afraid. The NYpost reports:
The Sapphic-leaning star has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page topless spread in Playboy’s 55th-anniversary issue this January. “If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip,” which is one of Lohan’s faves.
You see, I don’t make this stuff up! So if you’ll excuse me, I’m taking my computer and hiding until I figure out what’s going on. The way I see it, Lindsay couldn’t handle that so many people weren’t impressed with her other nude photos.. hmmm maybe that’s why she doesn’t like the pee-pee right now.  And she is probably too stupid to realize that Playboy’s photographer/photoshopper makes everyone look good, and this is her chance to redeem her naked self..
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[...] answered the question I was pondering since the Playboy offer she turned down. I asked myself, why would they even want her in the magazine ?.. But after seeing this pictures, [...]