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Looking at Alessandra in these photos, it’s hard to believe she has resently had a baby! Yes, she gave birth too a baby girl just a few short months before! How could she get her body back so quickly?..

Nothing new, I know, but it makes you wonder if they always have her dress this way because there is no other way anyone would watch this show.

I came across these photos of Kim Kardashian in a bikini.. and my first reaction wasn’t “OMG look at the size of that ass!” I’m not kidding! Imagine my surprise!

Here are candid photos of Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini.. now you would assume that she is on her way to the beach with such attire.

What better then the sexy Danielle, wearing close to nothing on a hotel bed.. oh and look, here come some of her friends!!

These pics of Tara Reid in a bikini are, for the most part, not bad. Until you get to the butt shots that show her cheeks heading south, due to the unrelenting force of gravity.

So, I still not getting what role she plays in this thing, nor do I understand why the very ugly bikini!! But I chose to share these with you because even though the bikini is ugly.. it’s still Kelly Brook in it!

Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan hit Malibu beach in a tiny black string bikini which revealed a body that would put women half her age knocking down Dr. Bernstein’s door!

Lauren Conrad has hooked up with Audrina Patridge’s on again, off again boyfriend. Just like the stupid show The Hills.. drama, drama, drama. Lauren has denied it, and the boyfriend has admitted to it…

Blah, blah, blah.. we love to see all the sides of you in a bikini! The best risk to take would be without a bikini!

Lindsay and Samantha are still on vacation and, much to my disappointment, still in bikinis.

I’ve had two days of looking at candid photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in their bikinis, and I’m still very confused and scared..

Now, I’m not one to complain about bikini candid photos, especially when they are of Jennifer Aniston! But we have seen quite a few as of late, anf that just begs the question why? Why is Jennifer out in a bikini so much lately?

So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, you just need to parade around in a bikini or swimsuit long enough to make money in Hollywood. Perhaps she will earn enough to someday fix that awful boob job!

It’s really too bad.. This hottie is glutton for punishment! There are so many men, why this one who can’t keep his willy in his pants?!.. There are some men that can keep it in their pants, isn’t there?..

Jessica Alba is vacationing in Cabos San Lucas with her family, but what’s important to note here, is how Hot she looks in that bikini!

Victoria’s Secret has revealed to PEOPLE that model Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. Why she is here, on MonsterCelebrity? Because she looks great in a Bikini! Enough said!

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The well-toned dancer Jenna Dewan used her moves to help launch a successful acting career.

Is it just me, or does it seem that when ever we see Sophie Monk lately she is in a bikini.. I wonder if her manager has told her to parade around like that, you know, to get some work..

The sexy Gemma Atkinson is featured in Nuts Magazine.. Just wondering, why would they name a magazine Nuts?.. Are they telling us you are Nuts to buy this magazine, or maybe you need to have Nuts to enjoy it?

Who is she: a Swiss actress, model, singer and a famous personality on Italian and German television.

Why is she important: how great she looks in these photos playing beach volleyball..

The last time I saw Selma Blair in a bikini it was on the set for something she was doing, and it was pink.. It was bad, really bad..

I had to share her photos, cause she’s just too hot to pass up.. and even if we don’t know who she is, you can’t have enough sexy girls in bikinis, the penis likes it rule says so!

Sexy Kelly Brook is single and in the French Riviera celebrating her new found freedom! I wonder how he’ll feel after seeing these pictures..

Where’s the lotion when you need it?..