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She tries to hide herself from the cameras, and while failing miserably, she exposes the fact that shaving her armpits isn’t a priority!

Halloween is around the corner now and we’ll get to see some celebs in costume! Some will pick sexy ones and some will choose scary ones.. but Lindsay Lohan is doing both as it is said she will dress as Sarah Palin.

I came across these candid photos of Pamela Anderson in short shorts and.. they just aren’t what they used to be! I don’t remember dimpled thighs, right?

Forbes Magazine recently did a tabloid survey and discovered that Angelina Jolie is the celebrity face most people want to see on the cover. Jennifer Aniston came in second.

My guess is that we will be seeing a lot of this hottie now that she’s moving out of the Playboy Mansion.. a girls gotta pay the rent somehow!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but plastic surgery is made to improve someones looks.. this, this borders a horror movie!

Kim Kardashinan was going to make a comeback to the Dancing With the Stars and replace Olympic volleyball player Misty May-Treanor who ruptured her Achilles tendon. But the news now is, Kim and her ass will not be going back!

No, I’m not talking about her new song.. she was in the car while her bodyguard took out a paparazzi’s car that was too close. Now, he claims it was an accident!

Can you imagine?.. Breast feeding isn’t a form of birth control.. Who would have seen that coming?!!!

Ok, so not so shocking.. But can I tell you that just looking at her chest actually gave me wood! No really!

Now, I have said this before about this chick.. she really needs to find herself and stop confusing the male species. Your either going to go for the cute look, or the Sexy look, or her popular Just Plain Wrong look!

Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan hit Malibu beach in a tiny black string bikini which revealed a body that would put women half her age knocking down Dr. Bernstein’s door!

Lauren Conrad has hooked up with Audrina Patridge’s on again, off again boyfriend. Just like the stupid show The Hills.. drama, drama, drama. Lauren has denied it, and the boyfriend has admitted to it…

So I was just surfing around and came across this crazy quote on Chickipedia from Paris Hilton.. And now that I have picked my ass up off the floor from laughing, I’m ready to share it with you!!

You don’t have to worry about me here at MonsterCelebrity Jen, I don’t think you air your dirty laundry for a publicity stunt.. we like the one where you give us candid photos in a bikini, let’s stick with that publicity stunt! Let’s hit the beach!

Could we be so lucky?.. I’ve come across some candid photos of Lindsay at a store getting herself a snack in the day, as well as some photos of her on a night out.. and Samantha is not in them!

Blah, blah, blah.. we love to see all the sides of you in a bikini! The best risk to take would be without a bikini!

So it looks like Adnan Ghalib is taking back his story about a sex tape, or clearing up the lies of a sex tape, I wonder how much pressure he was put under!

Just a quick note all, I have great news!! Looks like Lindsay and Sam are back from Mexico!!

I’m so happy, I can hardly stand it! NO MORE BIKINI PHOTOS OF SAM RONSON!!

But why is she so sad in these photos of her taken last night?.. Is there trouble in paradise, was Romo looking for a ring too small.. hmm! Call me crazy, but that does not look like a woman who is planning a wedding!

After reading that, I’m wondering what does she mean gay lifestyle.. is there some female action going on, are we doing this for ratings?.. It might just be worth a look. Anyone know when the show is on? Let me know..

Lindsay and Samantha are still on vacation and, much to my disappointment, still in bikinis.

Kim Kardahsian’s ass got voted off Dancing With the Stars! But what’s more surprising was that she even made it this far! Seriously!

Jessica Alba was spotted getting herself a coffee from Starbucks and who doesn’t need a fix for caffeine. There is nothing too exciting about that, except for the obvious fact it’s Jessica Alba. I did read a few interesting facts about her that I didn’t know, and thought I would share.

I’ve had two days of looking at candid photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in their bikinis, and I’m still very confused and scared..