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Britney Spears has been spending time in NYC trying to plug her new song Womanizer. If you remember, the song was pushed back due to an undisclosed issue with “the mix” (sounded like crap).. but has since been released.. and yet, still sounds like crap!

So we have one side that doesn’t want to hurt anyone and sell a sex tape in hopes of retiring.. and the other side that thinks we are stupid enough to believe that there is no such tape!.. who are they kidding?!

Now, I’m not one to complain about bikini candid photos, especially when they are of Jennifer Aniston! But we have seen quite a few as of late, anf that just begs the question why? Why is Jennifer out in a bikini so much lately?

Ok, so it isn’t that amazing, but what else did you expect me to say with candid photos of the singer at a KFC restaurant?!!

It’s really too bad.. This hottie is glutton for punishment! There are so many men, why this one who can’t keep his willy in his pants?!.. There are some men that can keep it in their pants, isn’t there?..

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t it Sam(antha) the one dear ol’ dad hates?.. I think she the one that needs the restraining order! Talk about forcing the man into therapy.. With a child like Lindsay, who wouldn’t need it!

So now, I’m a little freaked out! What is going on here? How is this possible?! How did I not know she was a whack job?..

What is she doing in these photos:
She is hanging over the Wollman Rink in New York City suspended in a trapeze contraption as part of a segment with illusionist David Blaine.

Jennifer Lopez attended the Dolce and Gabbana fashion house’s runway show last night in Milan wearing a cocktail version of a lingerie-inspired dress, and she looks great! Hot even..

Now before you have the same reaction I did, seeing Britney in a wig again, she didn’t shave her head..

The - I’m trying to get my sh*t together - Queen was in a black wig for her video for Womanizer.

Lindsay and her dad have gone back and forth arguing through the media, that we are all feeling the pain of the poor ping pong ball! I mean really, give it a rest already!

I came across these photos that said Katy Perry Private Drinking Candids.. So, of course I got really exxxcited! But I don”t really see anything private (or any privates) in them. Disappointing, I know!

Judging by the way she dresses sometimes I would be worried. She strikes me as a somewhat boring individual.. with a kinky side.. remember her nipple piercings..

First time mom jitters is what this sounds like to me.. I say, try to relax and enjoy your baby, they grow up too fast and you don’t want to miss out on this special time! I’m such a humanitarian.. stop laughing..

Michael seems to give Daddy’s little girl too much credit here! We have been watching Lindsay, and the only wonderful things she is doing are to Sam(antha).. Sorry pops!

Jessica Alba is vacationing in Cabos San Lucas with her family, but what’s important to note here, is how Hot she looks in that bikini!

So, I guess we are saying, it sounds like crap, but it’s not because of unstable Britney?.. I mean.. come on! I think her camp is obviously pushing her too hard and it’s not working. She is obviously not ready and afraid.

Can you believe this sh*t?.. How absent minded can someone be?! Looks like Jamie Lynn’s baby-daddy a.k.a. Bone-head, Casey Aldridge, isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed! Not only is he absent minded about condoms, but get this..

Victoria’s Secret has revealed to PEOPLE that model Doutzen Kroes is the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel. Why she is here, on MonsterCelebrity? Because she looks great in a Bikini! Enough said!

No, it has nothing to do with sexual frustration, which I assumed was the topic, instead Jennifer Aniston is frustrated with all the talk, and lies about her love life..

Kim Kardashian is a size 27 jeans (26 on a good day?) she claims on her Blog. I would believe that just her Ass weighs in at 120 pounds..

Jessica Simpson is continuing to play with the hearts and minds of Dallas Cowboy fans by wearing a jersey of Quarterback (and her boy toy) Tony Romo #9.

Just a little more proof that the ladies in Hollywood don’t like to wear a bra. Yes, these candid photos of Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon prove her braless.

I wasn’t impressed with the episode of The Hills I tried to watch. My advice to Audrina, if she gets her own show, scrap all the girly drama crap and wear lots of bikinis.. It’ll be a hit!

Just thought we would check in with Kim Kardashian and see how her diet plans are coming along..